· Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.
· It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner and then you realize you are the mom.
· There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
· Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday.
· Nothing is lost until mom can't find it.
· I want to be a Pinterest mom, but I'm more of an Amazon Prime mom.
· Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
· I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.
· When you finally have time for a girls' night and realize your entire wardrobe went out of style in 2003.
· I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby. Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
· "Mom's recipe for iced coffee: 1. Have kids. 2. Make coffee. 3. Forget you made coffee. 4. Drink it cold."
· "Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?" "I don't know, ask your grandma!"
Thanks to all the moms who do so much for us. I hope these made you smile!