· The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
· For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs
· The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, “Break Forth Into Joy.”
· Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
· Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
· Don’t let worry kill you off – let the Church help.
· Potluck supper Sunday @ 5:00 pm. – prayer and medication to follow.
· Applications are now being accepted for 2-year-old nursery workers.
· The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
Two lessons from these funny mistakes: it’s always good to have someone checking over your work (thanks Kim for being my proofreader each week!), and you should always read the whole bulletin—you never know when you might find one of these funny gems!